Simple Simon met a pie
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
“My car badly needs repair,
Where can I take it,
Where can we go?”
Said the pieman to Simple Simon
“There’s one that I know,
Do you know who’s getting raves,
It’s Carty’s at Caves.
There’s no automatic repair job
That Carty’s cannot do.
Their estimates are honest,
Their prices, a delight.
They’ve been in business over 50 years,
Must be doing something right.”
“I’ll give Carty’s a call,”
Said the pieman to Simple Simon,
“You’re not so simple after all!”