I dreamed about the olympics

I dreamed about the olympics. I was in a contest called the Techathlon. It’s like a triathlon, but combines 10 sports – body repairs, engine tune-ups, Engine repairs, automobile painting,

An ambulance pulls up and two men bring in a guy on a stretcher

An ambulance pulls up and two men bring in a guy on a stretcher, followed by the guys wife. “I’m Mrs. Dumpty,” she says. “My husband, Humpty, has had a

So the door opened and this big, fat guy in a red suit walked in

So the door opened and this big, fat guy in a red suit walked in. He looked like Santa Claus, but there was no twinkle in his eye. He says,

The door opened and this guy shambles in

The door opened and this guy shambles in. He’s wearing old, old clothes and a beard, and he says, “Do you fix time machines?” Quick as a wink I say,

So this guy bicycles in

So this guy bicycles in, comes to the door and says, “ Hi, my name’s Armstrong.” And (you know how quick I am) I say, “Armstrong? You must be in

Simple Simon

Simple Simon met a pie Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman “My car badly needs repair, Where can I take it, Where can we go?” Said

E=mc2

So this old guy comes in, stumbles over a chair, almost over the dog, catches himself (I’m thinking, “Oh, great!”, and says to me in German, “I’m Albert Einstein. Are

To make a long story short,

To make a long story short, I was kidnapped and found myself tied to two poles in the jungle. When I struggled, a giant ape — ooh, maybe 100 feet